Na-Beer

You won't mistake it for the real thing, but it's decently close.

Nice hoppy taste but basically no body — closer to a hop-water seltzer than a beer.

You won't mistake it for real beer, but it's not bad.

Light, refreshing, and pretty beer-like — just a little short of perfect.

Tastes and feels almost indistinguishable from the real thing — easily the favorite NA beer here.

Expected to love this one — it's actually nasty.

An extremely convincing near beer — almost easy to forget it doesn't have alcohol.

Good stuff, a little heavier than an actual Mexican lager — probably improved with lime.

Nice hoppy taste, decent body — easy to forget it has no alcohol.

Also delicious — Partake winning again.

This stuff sucks — but it's an early mover, so it's what most bars pour by default.

Fine, but not fantastic.

Really tasty, but literally flat — worth trying again in case it was just a bad six-pack.

An extremely convincing near beer — almost completely fills the void.

Delicious with a decent body — a rare NA beer that doesn't feel thin.

Delicious, hoppy, and refreshing — none of the syrupy mouthfeel most NA beers have.

Not everything can be a winner.

Good taste but no body — a hop-water experience, not a beer experience.

A good example of its kind, but hazy and fruity beers just aren't a personal favorite style.

If you like hazy IPAs, this is pretty good.

Not quite the body of the real thing, but damn close — tasty and convincing.

A nice refreshing beer for a hot day — not much flavor, but not meant to be.

Really hoppy and tasty — and the can looks hella cool, too.

This is gross.

Surprisingly good, even for someone who doesn't generally like fruity beers.

Fantastic taste for a dark lager fan, though the body is ever so slightly light.

You have to like grapefruit essence in your beer, but if you do, this is fantastic.

Good flavor, but the body isn't there — more like burnt barley soda than a real porter experience.

Really excellent Pilsner — can be hard to find, and watch out for the full-alcohol version of the same name.

Tasty enough, but the fruity-beer trend just doesn't scratch an itch here.

Fantastic taste and body — tastes a lot like a Negra Modelo.

Fine, but thick-feeling and flat-sweet — worth noting blondes were never a personal favorite style to begin with.

A really good porter with the right body and a nutty porter taste.